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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin


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