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Reach For The Mountain Top

Good news - the snow has reached the Maximum

Reach For The Mountain Top thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Minimum information given with maximum politeness. - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Unless you have definite, precise, clearly set goals, you are not going to realize the maximum potential that lies within you. - Zig Ziglar


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