QuotaBillsLet them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. - Judd Nelson
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry
A happy life is made up of little things - a gift sent, a letter written, a call made, a recommendation given, transportation provided, a cake made, a book lent, a check sent. - Carol Holmes
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright