Pugcakes

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. - Judd Nelson

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright

When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling