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Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

Protest Signs Are Getting Better thanks to Barry McCartney

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There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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