Poultry Breakfast
Rethinking your not-so-eggsellent options
QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Cackle: The commercial announcement of a hen. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor