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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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