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Playground Drivers

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Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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