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Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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