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Playground Drivers

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Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Playground Drivers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga


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