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Peopledarin

Politically Correct version credited to Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Trudeau corrected a young woman for saying “mankind”.
“We like to say peoplekind. Not necessarily mankind”. - Justin Trudeau

“Trudeau is a living meme.” - Candice Malcolm

“Neil Armstrong's moon speech will have to be expunged from history in case it offends snowflakes.” - Piers Morgan

There's just one problem with your 'peoplekind' nonsense, @JustinTrudeau: the word “woman” has “man” in it. Spin your PC-crazed, virtue-signalling feminist way out of that! - Piers Morgan

Justin Trudeau's term, “peoplekind,” is also sexist. Why? “People” is plural for “person.” See what I see? per-SON. What about daughters? Per-SON is a gendered term, and therefore, “people” is too. The correct term, if we do elect to use it, is: “PEROFFSPRINGKIND.” - Ali Rizvi

What's next (besides a totally ridiculous revision to the Canadian Anthem)?
Woman = Wopeople
Menopause = Peoplepause
Manicure = Peoplecure
Menstruate = Peoplestruate
Human = Hupeople
Mental = Peopletal
Hispanic = Peoplepanic
History = Peopletory (credit to the Tories?)
Manipulate = Peopleipulate
Government = Governpeoplet
Lester B. Pearson = Lester B. Pearpeople
Sir John Alexander Macdonald = People John Alexander Macdonald
Cockpit = well, don't go there...

WOKE TO JOKE: Trudeau Becomes Object Of Global Ridicule After Peoplekind Virtue-Signalling Backfires

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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The common curse of mankind - folly and ignorance. - William Shakespeare

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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