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Peopledarin

Politically Correct version credited to Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Peopledarin thanks to Spencer Fernando

Trudeau corrected a young woman for saying “mankind”.
“We like to say peoplekind. Not necessarily mankind”. - Justin Trudeau

“Trudeau is a living meme.” - Candice Malcolm

“Neil Armstrong's moon speech will have to be expunged from history in case it offends snowflakes.” - Piers Morgan

There's just one problem with your 'peoplekind' nonsense, @JustinTrudeau: the word “woman” has “man” in it. Spin your PC-crazed, virtue-signalling feminist way out of that! - Piers Morgan

Justin Trudeau's term, “peoplekind,” is also sexist. Why? “People” is plural for “person.” See what I see? per-SON. What about daughters? Per-SON is a gendered term, and therefore, “people” is too. The correct term, if we do elect to use it, is: “PEROFFSPRINGKIND.” - Ali Rizvi

What's next (besides a totally ridiculous revision to the Canadian Anthem)?
Woman = Wopeople
Menopause = Peoplepause
Manicure = Peoplecure
Menstruate = Peoplestruate
Human = Hupeople
Mental = Peopletal
Hispanic = Peoplepanic
History = Peopletory (credit to the Tories?)
Manipulate = Peopleipulate
Government = Governpeoplet
Lester B. Pearson = Lester B. Pearpeople
Sir John Alexander Macdonald = People John Alexander Macdonald
Cockpit = well, don't go there...

WOKE TO JOKE: Trudeau Becomes Object Of Global Ridicule After Peoplekind Virtue-Signalling Backfires

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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