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Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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