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Pantastic Crop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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