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Pantastic Crop

Finding a use for used jeans on the farm

Pantastic Crop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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