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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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