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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held


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