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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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