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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

To simplify complications is the first essential of success. - George E Buckle

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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