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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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