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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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