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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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