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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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