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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

I have had unsuccessful films, but I learned a lot from those films. I give my failures as much importance as my success. - Aamir Khan

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway


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