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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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