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Out On A Limb

Growing up where you're not supposed to

Out On A Limb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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