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MeToo ensures that some kids can never run for political office

Non Politician thanks to Howard Chapman

The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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