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MeToo ensures that some kids can never run for political office

Non Politician thanks to Howard Chapman

The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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