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MeToo ensures that some kids can never run for political office

Non Politician thanks to Howard Chapman

The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

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Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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