#1 humor site on the 'net

Non Politician

MeToo ensures that some kids can never run for political office

Non Politician thanks to Howard Chapman

The Me Too movement is against sexual harassment and sexual assault. #MeToo spread virally in October 2017 as a hashtag used on social media in an attempt to demonstrate the widespread prevalence of sexual assault and harassment, especially in the workplace.

QuotaBills
Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright


Martini Shirt

Mal Nutrition

Stowaway Soccer Fan

Watch Out For Slugger

Canada Frigate

Shimmy Car-nage

Texas Cow Cleaner

DogWood

The Floater

How We Played Online Before The Internet

Sports Hernias

Redneck Power Windows

Star Wars Howl

Leaning Bookshelves

Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

Dad Sandwich

Months Apart

Swing Dad

Dadspiration

Daddy, Can I Ride It?

Leaf Surgery

No Wheeler

Dad's Ex-Ferrari

Privileged Corvette Parking