Non Politician

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright