Non Politician

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock