No Wash Feet

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash