No Wash Feet

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi