No Wash Feet

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash