No Wash Feet
Far East restroom restrictions
QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton
Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood
When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash