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No Wash Feet

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No Wash Feet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw


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