New Pair Of Gloves

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins