New Pair Of Gloves

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer