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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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