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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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