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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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