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The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie


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