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New Element Discovered

AH - the element of surprise

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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