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Canadian Prime Minister Moonbeam - too Indian for India

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Mr. Dressup II thanks to Omar Abdullah

Be thankful Trudeau's next formal state visit isn't to Papua, New Guinea

"Canada's Prime Minister is a cultural cringer, now making a fool of himself and his family on his official visit to India in the patronising way of the modern Left. The Trudeaus commissioned some of India's top designers to create culturally-appropriate clothes. Mr Trudeau's choices were even described as 'too Indian even for an Indian'. Isn't this what the Trudeau Left in other circumstances would define as cultural appropriation? Or is it just a clown show?" - Herald Sun

"Is it just me or is this choreographed cuteness all just a bit much now? Also FYI we Indians don't dress like this every day sir, not even in Bollywood" - Omar Abdullah
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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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