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Money Valentine

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Money Valentine thanks to Lena Franklin

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. - Unknown

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'm saying I can't afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope - he's got more money than God. - Archie Bunker

To be poor and be without trees, is to be the most starved human being in the world. To be poor and have trees, is to be completely rich in ways that money can never buy. - Clarissa Pinkola Estes

I make a great deal of money from 40 Wall St. Aside from owning the most beautiful building in lower Manhattan, I have the added attraction of owning a particularly lucrative one. - Donald Trump

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

The one thing a creator can bring to the table when everybody else has all the money and power is centeredness and the ability to walk away. Never sit at a table you can't walk away from. - Joss Whedon


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