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Money Valentine

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Money Valentine thanks to Lena Franklin

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

To be poor and be without trees, is to be the most starved human being in the world. To be poor and have trees, is to be completely rich in ways that money can never buy. - Clarissa Pinkola Estes

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

There are a few reasons why lawyers are so morally corrupt. But the most important reason is because ruthless money hungry, and blood sucking parasites are very attracted to that profession. - Aaron Ross

The one thing a creator can bring to the table when everybody else has all the money and power is centeredness and the ability to walk away. Never sit at a table you can't walk away from. - Joss Whedon

Money can buy the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; days of joy, but not peace and happiness. - Henrik Ibsen


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