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Money Valentine

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Take Home Pay: 1. An amount of money which is called that because it is never big enough to go anywhere else with it; 2. A 19th century custom, now outmoded by tax laws. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

The one thing a creator can bring to the table when everybody else has all the money and power is centeredness and the ability to walk away. Never sit at a table you can't walk away from. - Joss Whedon


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