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Money Valentine

Dressing up for Valentine's Day

Money Valentine thanks to Lena Franklin

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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Nobody's sweetheart is ugly. - Dutch Proverb

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. - Phyllis Diller

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it,
but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it. - Ogden Nash

It's a great thing when you can show that you've been successful and that you've made a lot of money and that you've employed a lot of people. - Donald Trump

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

To be poor and be without trees, is to be the most starved human being in the world. To be poor and have trees, is to be completely rich in ways that money can never buy. - Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown


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