QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain