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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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