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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Silence is more musical than any song. - Christina Rossetti

I've learned my song, and I sing it. - Bob Barker

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. - Lord Byron

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Without a song, each day would be a century. - Mahalia Jackson

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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