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Japanese Christmas

Japan doesn't quite understand Christmas yet

Japanese Christmas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. - Bible

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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