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Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles H Spurgeon

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

We were old sinners, but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore. - Joel Osteen

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are not forgiven because we are good. We are forgiven because Christ bore our sins. - Joseph Prince

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

If Christ is risen, nothing else matters. And if Christ is not risen - nothing else matters. - Jaroslav Pelikan

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Karaoke: 1. Japanese for 'Drunk with Microphone'; 2. Japanese for 'tone deaf'. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're bored, one thing is for sure: You're not following in the footsteps of Christ. - Mark Batterson

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Promoting self under the guise of promoting Christ is currently so common as to excite little notice. - A.W. Tozer

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

The denial of Christ has less to do with facts and more to do with the bent of what a person is prejudiced to conclude. - Ravi Zacharias

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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