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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar


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