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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to make people laugh than cry. - Ronnie Corbett

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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