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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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