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Is Laughter The Best Medicine?

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Is Laughter The Best Medicine? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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