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Ironic Gifts

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Ironic Gifts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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