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Ironic Gifts

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Ironic Gifts thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Two fundamental literary qualities" supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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