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Ironic Gifts

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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