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Insect Meal

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Insect Meal thanks to Leslie Nowazek

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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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