I'm So Old
Aging gracefully without pictures
QuotaBillsOld age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Old age takes away what we've inherited and gives us what we've earned. - Gerald Brenan
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson