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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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