How To Tweet Others

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy