How To Tweet Others

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg