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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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