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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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