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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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