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How To Tweet Others

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How To Tweet Others thanks to Ken Ward

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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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