How To Tweet Others

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen