Home Invasion Kit
Liberal way to defend your home
A liberal friend asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion. I suggested a couple of clips, a 9mm, and a box of shells. A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work.
QuotaBillsPeople use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne
It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne
The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal
Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson
Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin
You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay
We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook
There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody
Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau
You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir
Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury
Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden