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Home Invasion Kit

Liberal way to defend your home

A liberal friend asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion. I suggested a couple of clips, a 9mm, and a box of shells. A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work.
Home Invasion Kit thanks to Jim Serritella

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If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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