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Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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