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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Whatever you can, count. - Sir Francis Bacon

Whatever you are, try to be a good one. - William Makepeace Thackeray

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. - Washington Irving

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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