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Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Whatever the status quo is, changing it gives you the opportunity to be remarkable. - Seth Godin

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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