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Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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