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Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever happens, take responsibility. - Tony Robbins

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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