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Whatever you can, count. - Francis Bacon

Do whatever you do intensely. - Robert Henri

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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