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Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Arrange whatever pieces come your way. - Virginia Woolf

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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