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Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

We have a right to believe whatever we want, but not everything we believe is right. - Ravi Zacharias

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess. - Thomas Paine

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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