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Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Whatever happens, take responsibility. - Tony Robbins

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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