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Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. - Oscar Wilde

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid of anything. Whatever you have been, you are mine now. I can hold you. - Peter S. Beagle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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