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When your music palate lies on the right side of the brain

Hair Notes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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