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Hair Notes

When your music palate lies on the right side of the brain

Hair Notes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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