Hair Notes

A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton