Grandma's Cell Phone
Analog to Digital - bridging the gap
QuotaBillsDead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda