Grandma's Cell Phone
Analog to Digital - bridging the gap
QuotaBillsDead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard
He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown