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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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