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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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