Good Woman Wanted

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera