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Geology Rocks

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A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

Without geography, you're nowhere. - Jimmy Buffett

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. - Lucretius

Xerocks: Two identical pieces of stone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman

Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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