Gas Prices of Yesteryear

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers