Gas Prices of Yesteryear

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki