Gas Prices of Yesteryear

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer