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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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