Gas Prices of Yesteryear

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers