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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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