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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. - Back to the Future

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

The great comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young. - Paul Dickson

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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