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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The hookeries and massageries - the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra. - Archie Bunker

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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