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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. - Back to the Future

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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