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Fork In The Road

Deciding moment when a major choice of road options is required

Fork In The Road thanks to Tim Smith

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The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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