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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

The main thing the public demands of a composer is that he be dead. - Arthur Honegger

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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