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Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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