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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. - Oscar Wilde

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Kinstipation: A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but for the heart to conquer it. - Rabindranath Tagore

Call no faith false which e'er hath brought
Relief to any laden life,
Cessation to the pain of thought,
Refreshment mid the dust of strife. - Lewis Morris

The sun shines and warms and lights us and we have no curiosity to know why this is so; but we ask the reason of all evil, of pain, and hunger, and mosquitoes and silly people. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let go. Why do you cling to pain? There is nothing you can do about the wrongs of yesterday. It is not yours to judge. Why hold on to the very thing which keeps you from hope and love? - Leo Buscalglia

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. And that is why we find ourselves emptied of meaning with our pantries still full. - Ravi Zacharias

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed. When you have to work real hard to re-create the pain, and you can't quite get there, that's when you're better. - Jane Fonda

The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the feeling that there is in every individual something which is inexpressible, peculiar to him alone, and is, therefore, absolutely and irretrievably lost. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Standing up for the truth of God is the greatest thing in the world. This is the end of life. The end of life is not to be happy. The end of life is not to achieve pleasure and avoid pain. The end of life is to do the will of God, come what may. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. - Henri Nouwen


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