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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Disability has become a form of permanent welfare for a lot of folks. It's not that hard to prove a mental illness or mental issues or pain issues. - Nina Easton

We change our behavior when the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of changing. Consequences give us the pain that motivates us to change. - Henry Cloud

Call no faith false which e'er hath brought
Relief to any laden life,
Cessation to the pain of thought,
Refreshment mid the dust of strife. - Lewis Morris

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

Forgiveness is not always easy. At times, it feels more painful than the wound we suffered, to forgive the one that inflicted it. And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

You are guilty of no evil, Ransom of Thulcandra, except a little fearfulness. For that, the journey you go on is your pain, and perhaps your cure: for you must be either mad or brave before it is ended. - C S Lewis

Some people would rather die than forgive. It's a strange truth, but forgiveness is a painful and difficult process. It's not something that happens overnight. It's an evolution of the heart. - Sue M Kidd

Your true traveler finds boredom rather agreeable than painful. It is the symbol of his liberty-his excessive freedom. He accepts his boredom, when it comes, not merely philosophically, but almost with pleasure. - Aldous Huxley

The deep pain that is felt at the death of every friendly soul arises from the feeling that there is in every individual something which is inexpressible, peculiar to him alone, and is, therefore, absolutely and irretrievably lost. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Peace does not dwell in outward things, but within the soul; we may preserve it in the midst of the bitterest pain, if our will remains firm and submissive. Peace in this life springs from acquiescence to, not in an exemption from, suffering. - Francois de Fenelon

Standing up for the truth of God is the greatest thing in the world. This is the end of life. The end of life is not to be happy. The end of life is not to achieve pleasure and avoid pain. The end of life is to do the will of God, come what may. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We are motivated more by aversion to the unpleasant than by a will toward truth, freedom, or healing. We are constantly attempting to escape our life, to avoid rather than enter our pain we, and we wonder why it is so difficult to be fully alive. - Stephen Levine


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