QuotaBillsHumor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown
I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. - Alfred de Musset
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown
It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich
We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown
Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal
There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift
Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison
I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain. - James Baldwin
The coward wretch whose hand and heart
Can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start
From the slightest pain or equal foe. - Bertrand Russell
Some people think that to be strong is to never feel pain. In reality, the strongest people are the one who feel it, understand it, accept and learn from it. - Unknown
Forgiveness is not always easy. At times, it feels more painful than the wound we suffered, to forgive the one that inflicted it. And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. - George Burns
Our language has wisely sensed the two sides of being alone. It has created the word 'loneliness' to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word 'solitude' to express the glory of being alone. - Paul Tillich