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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. - Mae West

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. - Zachary Scott

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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