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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

The deepest desire of the human spirit is to be acknowledged. - Stephen Covey

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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