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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

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Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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