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Fell Years Ago

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Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

The absence of desire can be fatal. - Unknown

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone. - Alexander Pope

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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