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Tree that never gave up

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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

It is better to aim at perfection and miss it than to aim at imperfection and hit it. - Thomas Watson

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde


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