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Fell Years Ago

Tree that never gave up

Fell Years Ago thanks to Barry McCartney

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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