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Feetloaf

New recipe for hamburger and onions

Feetloaf thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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