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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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darkness visible - John Milton

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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