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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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