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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

There is no such thing as darkness; only a failure to see. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. - John Muir

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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