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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

There is no darkness, but ignorance. - William Shakespeare

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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