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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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