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Fear Of Light

I'm no longer afraid of the dark

Fear Of Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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darkness visible - John Milton

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

There is no such thing as darkness; only a failure to see. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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