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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

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