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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer