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Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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