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I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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