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Evel Knievel Tickets
Only 4 tickets left!
I have four extra tickets for the Evel Knievel Event at the Rogers Centre next weekend in Toronto, Ontario, if anybody wants them. Evel is going to try to jump over 1,000 Justin Trudeau supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.
The latest in Canadian political stunts
Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
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