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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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