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QuotaBillsTime is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury