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A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash


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