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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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