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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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