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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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