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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Stewardship is the act of organizing your life so that God can spend you. - Lynn A Miller

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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