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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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