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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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