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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner


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