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Catch Up With Jesus

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Catch Up With Jesus thanks to Ken Ward

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The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Norman Vincent Peale

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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