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Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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