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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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