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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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