Can I Lick The Bowl

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman