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Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall


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