Can I Lick The Bowl

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan