Can I Lick The Bowl

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama