Can I Lick The Bowl

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller