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Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King