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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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