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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela


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