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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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