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You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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