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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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