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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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