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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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