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Boat Launch

Always secure your boat to the trailer

Boat Launch thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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